Funny Dad and Baby Costumes

There's nothing like a dad joke to make you thoroughly cringe and burst out laughing all at once. But while dad jokes may be corny, that doesn't mean they can't be legitimately funny.

Whether we like to admit to it or not, dad jokes can serve as the perfect icebreaker for any uncomfortable situation. Find the best dad joke to crack at your next barbecue, PTA meeting, or any other place you see fit with our list of 20 dad jokes that are actually funny!

20. What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password?

1forest1.

19. What did the fisherman say to the magician?

A magician flipping through a deck of cards.

Pick a cod, any cod.

18. Why does Snoop Dogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

17. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

You have my Word!

16. What do you call a hippie's wife?

An up close shot of a woman smiling and dancing.

Mississippi.

15. Do you think glass coffins will be a success?

Remains to be seen.

14. The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked.

An up close of Donald Trump at a podium.

They have to yell, "Donald Duck!"

13. Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son.

He said, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"

12. What sound does a witches car make?

A witch standing on the side of the road hitch hiking.

Broom broom.

11. What concert costs just 45 cents?

A man holding pocket change in his palm.

50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

10. This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there!

9. Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

An animation of an elephant at the top of a tree.

Because they're so good at it!

8. Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.

A close-up shot of a bookmark between a book's pages.

11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

7. How do you make holy water?

A close-up shot of a pot with boiling water.

You boil the hell out of it.

6. What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

A man itching his head and looking confused.

Nobody knows.

5. What is the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

4. 3 unwritten rules of life…

A table with a blank notepad, phone, coffee, and headphones.

1.

2.

3.

3. What does the horse say after it tripped?

"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"

2. My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.

Shoes standing before a left and right arrow.

So I packed up my stuff and right.

1. What do you call a man who can't stand?

Neil.

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History Facts - World War I

World War I, also known as The Great War, started on June 28, 1914. A Serbian terrorist murdered Archduke Franz Ferdinand, the heir to the Austro-Hungarian throne, and his wife. Austria-Hungary responded by declaring war on Serbia.
The first country to use gas against their enemies was France, not Germany. They fired the first series of tear gas grenades (xylyl bromide) against the Germans in August 1914. Germany then first used tear gas in January of the following year, against the Russian armies.
Due to the war, all German-language books were burned in the United States. Schools banned the teaching of German, and some German-derived words that had been in common use were modified as well.
During World War I the term "dogfight" was born. To avoid planes stalling when they would turn quickly in the air, pilots had to turn the engines on and off every so often. The vibration sounded a lot like dogs barking, hence the term.
During the war, Herbert Hoover was appointed to be the United States Food Administrator. His primary responsibility was to provide food and sustenance to the US Army and its allies. He convinced US citizens to plant gardens in their backyards, dubbing them "victory gardens.
An estimated 30 different poisonous gases were used throughout the war. Soldiers were ordered to put rags soaked in urine over their faces to protect them from the fatal effects of these gases.

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Funny Dad and Baby Costumes

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